Looking to adopt a prom ticket? Look no longer! Chris Martinez, comic artist of doom, master of interior design, and bitch who doesn’t give us a CAMS map, has an extra prom ticket that he’s looking to unload! Yes Jaysen, that means it isn’t too late. You can still buy a ticket and bring your “date” (cousin). Or for you guys with a date already… you can bring another! Be the big pimp you always wanted to be! Picture it now… you walk through those doors with a girl on each arm! Hot diggity! You’d be as cool as all get out in my opinion. And my opinion is what really counts, right? So, yes, if you’re looking for a prom ticket, please contact Chris on AIM or however else you please. His screen name is “EpitaphElegy.” Mention this ad so he’ll praise me!