Monthly Archives: December 2010

My 2010 in Review

After reading Scalzi’s post of the same name as this one, I decided it would be interesting to summarize my accomplishments and activities in 2010 as well.

  • Game Boyz
    • Wrote for Game Boyz for one year, contributing 45 reviews, 19 previews, 8 editorials, 1 guide, and 15 blog entries this year.
    • Covered The Art of God of War III at the Gnomon Gallery for Game Boyz
    • Attended 1C Company’s Another Night in Moscow 2010 press party in San Francisco (and flew for the first time)
    • Got really drunk at the 4th Annual First Ever Bethesda Softworks E3 Party at the Saddle Ranch Chop House
    • Attended THQ’s Homefront party
    • Covered THQ’s SmachDown vs. Raw 2010 event and watched Hell in the Cell in box seats in Dallas, Texas
    • Fulfilled my dream of attending E3
  • Celebrated 6 years of being happy
  • Went to Anime Expo with gem, Antonio, and Edward; Comic-Con with gem, Antonio, and Pat; and BlizzCon with gem, Antonio, and Shaun
  • World of Warcraft
    • Defeated the Lich King and got 12/12 10, 11/12 H10 (8/12 H10 during Wrath), 12/12 25, and 1/12 H25
    • Completed Ruby Sanctum 10/25
    • Earned the Battlemaster title
    • Earned the 50k HKs achievement and am currently at 76k+ HKs
    • Earned What A Long, Strange Trip It’s Been
    • Completed Ulduar 10 and Glory of the Ulduar Raider (10)
    • Finished Naxx 10/25, Maly 10, OS (and 3D) 10/25, Ony 25, ToC 25 and VoA 10/25 for the first time (Ony 10 and ToC 10 finished at the end of ’09)
  • Barnes & Noble
    • Got a job as a bookseller at Barnes & Noble
    • Got promoted to a full-time position as Newsstand Lead at Barnes & Noble
    • Met cool, new people at work
  • Read a bunch of books, mostly low quality ones, such as Animorphs, Gears of War, The Host, Eragon series, and Hyperion
  • Beat inFamous, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box, Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood, The Club, and assorted iPhone games
  • School
    • Earned my Tau Beta Pi stole
    • Graduated with a Bachelor of Science in Computer Science and Engineering
  • Watched the Newport Beach Christmas Boat Parade

It was a fun year! Strangely, I think work (and the people there) has the been the most fun part of it.

In the Pit, Audio-Only XBLIG Title

In the Pit is an Xbox Live Indie Games title created by luvcraft, a poster on both Insert Credit and Select Button. It’s an audio-only stealth game. I’ve meant to write about this title for a long time, but for some reason, I never did. In the Pit is very fun and offers a level of immersion never found in another game while presenting a novel way to experience a game. While I’m guessing other audio games must exist, I’ve never heard of one.
I originally heard about the game because the creator, luvcraft, posted on SB and IC (or possibly just one. I can’t remember). I didn’t and don’t post much on either forum, so we didn’t know each other, but I still valued the community there enough to look into it. Of course, the fact that it was an audio game was enough to pique my interest in itself. I knew I had to pay close attention to the sound, so I used headphones. Waiting until I was alone so I wouldn’t be interrupted, I put on my headphones, laid down on the couch, closed my eyes, and started the game. I had to listen to menus, which takes longer than glancing at a visual menu, but it was still easy enough. Soon I was in the game.
In the Pit had me take control of a monster living in a pit, forced to be the pet of an evil king and feed off of the king’s enemies who are thrown into the pit. I was tasked with finding and eating said enemies of the king. By paying close attention to the direction of the sound, I could tell in which direction the enemy was. In the Pit also used the controller’s force feedback to let me know when I had come into contact with the pit’s walls and to simulate the sensing of my victims’ heartbeats. I only had stereo sound, so I did have the limitation that something directly in front of me and directly behind me sounded the same, but it didn’t prove to be too much of a problem. Completely letting go of vision was a strange sensation. I don’t normally even close my eyes to listen to music (although In the Pit taught me that maybe I should). I never before relied so heavily upon my hearing.
The difficulty curve and level design of In the Pit is top-notch. Each level properly builds upon skills learned previously as a game rightfully should. For example, after teaching me to dive, I wondered why I would need it. I then learned that if I wished to continue playing, I would need to learn when to use it. The boss of the game was also a proper boss. Recently proper bosses are included in games less and less frequently. A boss should serve to correctly test skills acquired throughout a game in a more compact, difficult environment. A boss is simply an exam. A science student would be outraged if his or her math class had an essay exam on the Iliad, and rightfully so, but gamers seem to think nothing of bosses being wild tangents to the game itself. (Excuse me. I seem have gone off on a tangent myself.) The final boss of In the Pit required that I use what I had learned previously in a more challenging trial. The game can be completed in, probably, a half hour, and it’s fun the whole time. The story provides enough fun and excitement to easily motivate the player to continue playing. I did, however, run into a problem. In the Pit crashed twice for me. It was very annoying, and it kept me from finishing at first because I put off retrying. I haven’t tried the game recently; hopefully it’s been fixed. As I didn’t look into the problem online, I also don’t know if it was an isolated problem. Besides that technical error, In the Pit is a highly polished game with correct design ideals.
The fact that In the Pit is an audio game made me interested, but the game isn’t gimmicky. As I mentioned already, luvcraft uses what I consider proper design ideals – dying doesn’t set you too far back, the game doesn’t waste your time, levels build upon skills learned, bosses correctly test those skills, and the story provides adequate motivation. It also seems to me that no visual game can immerse a player like In the Pit unless the player wears some sort of full vision glasses. Even then, the frame would be in the field of vision as well. The only thing that breaks me out of the immersion in this game (besides the crashes) are the feel of the couch and controller and my own thoughts (and I wouldn’t want to lose my own identity or thoughts to a game). The “gimmick” itself should be enough reason to check out In the Pit, but the design proves its worth as a great game. In the Pit is available for 400 MS Points and is available as a free demo. If audio-only gaming sounds interesting to you or if you care about good design, check it out.
Review also on GameFAQs

DiscoTech for the iOS

DiscoTech for iOS | iPhone/iPod, Reviews, Action Games

There really isn’t much more I should have to say about DiscoTech. D7 Studios took a simple concept and didn’t add superfluous frills or mechanics. What they did do was took care to polish the game, created an intuitive, precise control scheme, and designed interesting levels with obvious care and thought. DiscoTech is a fun tilt-based labyrinth game that really outshines its competition. Boogie on down to the App Store to pick it up for $0.99!

While I didn’t put it in the official review, DiscoTech also blows the iOS version of Super Monkey Ball out of the water.

Christmas Eve and Day

Christmas Eve was busy at work, but it wasn’t anywhere near as busy to me as it was on the 23rd. That’s good and bad though. For some reason, I was more into it the previous day. After work, I found that my friend was also doing nothing that night, so I invited him over to hang out with my roommate and me. We drank some beers, played Donkey Kong Jenga, and watched Star Wars and Harold & Kumar 2. It’s good to hang out once in a while, and I had a lot of time. It was a much more fun way to spend Christmas Eve and the start of Christmas Day than usual.

On the 25th I went to my mom’s house. For Christmas my family gave me some money to pay some bills. That’s good, because I have a lot of bills. I also got some hand sanitizer, a pen, some candy, and some gum. Yay! It was super noisy all day with loud movies and some family yelling (along with the kids), so I escaped into Pete’s office to work quietly. I managed to write my review of ProtoGalaxy, a pretty cool arcade shooter.
There was a lot of terrific food! We had a buffet set up for most of the day. Look, food:

  • Lox, bagel crisps, cream cheese, capers
  • Minestrone
  • Crackers and cheese
  • Three types of cookies
  • Salami, cheese, and bread
  • Popcorn
  • Marshmallows (I guess? I didn’t see them)
  • Other tasty stuff

And then for dinner we had filet mignon and vegies! I was pretty damn full by the end of the day. Now today I’m looking forward to removing all the Christmas magazines, taking care of the newspapers, and zoning. I’m looking forward to it.

ProtoGalaxy for Steam

ProtoGalaxy for PC | PC Games, Reviews, Action Games, Shooter, Strategy

With ProtoGalaxy, what appears to be a small title actually has quite a bit of depth. Fans of arcade shooters will be very pleased. It has lots of action but is definitely not mindless due to its complex levels and upgrade system. Ship customization obviously adds a lot of strategy, and as I said, the graphics, music, and sound are all good. Four-player co-op adds a lot of value to me, as I absolutely love local co-op. In addition, the level editor adds more content for people who want to jump deeper into the mechanics of the game if they’re willing to put in the time. ProtoGalaxy is a great a game and is currently $4.99 on Steam, 50% off its normal $9.99 price tag!

I spend my Christmas reviewing.

Busy Day

I haven’t really written here in a while. I might link to something or post a photograph, but it’s been a while for actual writing. I don’t think I even posted about getting newsstand lead position. Anyways, today was an exciting day at work. We had a very, very good night from a store standpoint. I expected that to be bad for me personally, but it was pretty exciting. I also enjoy being treated like I matter by the “higher ups,” which I have been lately. It’s a nice place to work. It’s also interesting to socialize with a large group of people who all know each other. It’s almost like high school or the dorms. I’ve been used to having disjoint groups of friends – not a “group.”
Christmas is almost here! I’m not seeing family Christmas Eve like I usually do because I work that day. It’ll be nice to go home and relax rather than feel the stress though. On Christmas day I’ll go to my mom’s. I already got my gift from them – money, which went straight to bills. You know, I owe $35k? At my current rate of pay, I’d have to work over 150 days straight (and I’m not calculating overtime here), 24 hours per day to make that much money.
I’ve been feeling pensive lately. I’m not really sure what about. Or rather, the ideas aren’t fully formed, and I wouldn’t want to talk about them in an open environment like a blog. Still, I suppose I wanted to share the fact that I don’t want to share!
So! Back on track, even though I clearly was never on a track at all. I’m not a damn train. Work was exciting. In just a couple days I’ll be able to actually zone the newsstand and get rid of all those damn Christmas magazines. I dream about magazines. Evil. Pure evil. But I’m pretty thankful, not that it’s Thanksgiving, for the people at work that especially make my day better. Not that I’m naming names. And not that they read this, because WebPageless usually gets 2-3 hits per day, and they’re usually me from my computer and phone.
Oh, and today I found two women standing in front of men’s and lifestyles magazines, holding up an open Playboy in front of their faces while reading in plain of sight of anyone who happened to be near, including children. Odd.

Inspector Gadget’s MAD Dash for iOS

Inspector Gadget’s MAD Dash for iOS | iPhone/iPod, Reviews, Platformer

Inspector Gadget’s MAD Dash (get it? MAD?), by XMG Studio, has made its way to the iPhone! …[It] is a well made game that both fans and newcomers will enjoy. Fans of the cartoon will especially enjoy reliving it through the colorful art and fun music and sound. It’s simple to play, which makes it easy to pick up quickly. You can enjoy it in a few short minutes or play it longer if you have the time. It’s perfect for when you have a few free minutes and you want something to do that can be accomplished in that time but is still fun!

Bank Activity


Where the hell is Hickory Point #18, Calhoun Falls, SC? Why was I buying gas when I don’t own a car? How did I get so far away from Barnes & Noble during my break?

Dead Rising Mobile for iOS

Dead Rising Mobile for iOS | iPhone/iPod, Reviews, 3rd Person: Action

Dead Rising Mobile is a fun snippet of the experience of Dead Rising. Unfortunately, it’s not the same masterpiece as its console brethren. It’s definitely more of an arcade game that asks, ‘how long can you last while killing zombies and doing quests to gain power’ rather than asking you to explore and solve the mystery of what’s happening. While I was hoping for a bit more, I enjoyed playing it!

MCAT Physics Connect for iOS

MCAT Physics Connect for iOS | iPhone/iPod, Reviews, Educational

MCAT Physics Connect by Watermelon Express is a new test preparation application for the iOS. Now I know test prep isn’t something we usually cover, but hear me out because it’s fun and could be useful! It teaches you physics, provides sample questions, and shows you where you need to improve. Most importantly (for us), it’s fun at the same time.

The Brothers Mario – GTA IV Machinima

Watch as the Mario brothers fight against Bowser and his gang in this Grand Theft Auto IV machinima. It’s filled with lots of little references and is really well made. It really makes me want to play Grand Theft Auto IV again. Too bad I still can’t afford The Ballad of Gay Tony. On a side note, it’s sad that while it got positive reviews, it didn’t seem to sell well. While I didn’t do anything near a proper survey, a lot of people to whom I spoke responded negatively to the name. People are stupid.
Source: Joystiq

Cataclysm U.S. Launch Party

Cataclysm U.S. Launch Party | Blog | Game Boyz

One-hundred thirty-three days. That’s how long I’ve spent actually logged in to my main character in the World of Warcraft. Four hours. That’s how long I had to wait for the release of the newest expansion, World of Warcraft: Cataclysm after getting off work last night. I was definitely excited. Many of the game changes had already occurred in the last patch. I knew I probably wouldn’t see any new content that night because I’d likely go to sleep after purchasing it. But I couldn’t help it. As a World of Warcraft player, the excitement was there in me. It should have been a holiday.

I wrote a piece about the Cataclysm launch over at Gameboyz!