Squishy meets a giant Squishy in Nagrand.

Everyone's seen da Crown Chemical Company around lately, right mon? Dey be
da ones pushing da holiday, Love Is in the Air! Da goblins always be pushin'
da holidays down our throats! Dis one's different though, mon. Dey put stuff
in da chemicals to brainwash people! Dat's just wrong. I found out dat the
leaders were in da old Shadowfang Keep, so I went der to stop dem with
Mooglegem and Amik. Da leader, Apothecary Hummel, was der with Apothecary
Frye and Apothecary Baxter. Dey were crazy, throwin' perfume and cologne
everywhere! Hummel said dat we didn't know what we were doin', and dat we
didn't even know who he was. Den, before we defeated dem, he said dat a few
weeks would be enough time for dem to work on more products and let people
"forget about the unfortunate misunderstanding in Dragonblight." Da way he
said "misunderstanding" though sure made it seem like he was coverin' for
somethin'. I should have seen it earlier, but I think dey were with Putress
at the Wrathgate! Maybe dey weren't there, but dey were loyal to him. I
still don't trust dat Royal Apothecary Society. Was Putress acting only with
a few others, or was he acting towards da goals of da Royal Apothecary
Society and da Forsaken in general? Da Crown Chemical Company clearly has
ties to dem. Just look at da name. Crown Chemical Company. Royal Apothecary
Society. It's da same name, mon!

Mooglegem and I were there with our guild, Carpe Flux Capacitor, when the
guild finally managed to take down Rotface! Woo!

Derrr I defend Arthur.

Mooglegem helped out the city of Dalaran by opening a portal to a place city
officials seemed to have missed - Stonard.

Bulleto and I are playing with our Crashin' Thrashin' Racers from last year!

In an attempt to appease Mooglegem, I went to the barber shop.

As if the horror at Angrathar the Wrathgate wasn't bad enough, High Overlord
Saurfang had to watch as we destroyed what remained of his son. Deathbringer
Saurfang may not have been the same son, and the High Overlord stayed
strong, but it still must have been difficult for him.

I guess Onyxia was faking it the last time I killed her. She was alive again
and stronger than she was previously. Luckily we killed her! This was my
second true battle alongside my new guild, Carpe Flux Capacitor! Neruth and
Mooglegem were there too!

Stuaf and I in front of my first real raid encounter! We were competing in
the Trial of the Crusader for the right to storm Icecrown Citadel with the
Argent Crusade. Things were already out of control with an incorrect summon,
but then Arthas came and we fell into a subterranean cavern. Arthas raised
Anub'arak from the dead, but we defeated him once again!

I got some new bracers from the whole ordeal!

Enjoying a moment with Mooglegem with our pugs before leaving Playground
Justice for Carpe Flux Capacitor!

The five of us were on the way to Ironforge to celebrate Pilgrim's Bounty.

Four shamans, Harder, Better, Faster, and Stronger were dancing as ghost
wolves in front of all the totems.

I decided I had better take on the Defias Brotherhood alone.

New flooring installed?

We put an end to this guy.

I became 80 after doing a minor task for Thrall as well. Calabrand and
Scyber were there to watch me and Mooglegem.

After completing a minor task for Thrall, Mooglegem became 80!

She had no idea I why I kept telling her which way to face and when to kiss.

I won't go into details explaining what this meeting was regarding. I'm sure
we all know what happened in the Undercity. Here's Mooglegem and I in a
meeting with Thrall, Sylvanas, and Jaina of the Alliance.

This is my friend Diko. He was adventuring with me and Thepatman! He was a strange fellow... got up on the bar and danced drunk like a newb. I guess he's cool though.

Hi, I'm Calamik, named after my older brother Calabrand and my other idol, Amik!

While defending a tower in Eye of the Storm, we decided to have a party with
our Brewfest Pony Keg and Romantic Picnic Basket!

Alexstrasza the Super Hawt Life-Binder

Now for the more somber part of the Harvest Festival. Mooglegem and I are
paying are respects to the great Grom Hellscream.

Mooglegem and I are enjoying the feast and fireworks during the Harvest
Festival!

Here Mooglegem and I are helping the Forsaken create their blight. How could
we have been so blind?!

What do you think of my awesome new bear and bear friends?

After failing to defeat the forces of Ironforge a few days ago, our warlock
hid in a secret room near the king. When the time was right, two rogues
stealthily made their way to him. Then the warlock summoned everyone until
all forty people were jammed together in a corner in a stairwell. Then - BAM
- we exploded out and killed the king.

Mooglegem did a magic trick! She teleported from one magic-pad-thing to
another!

Bankergem gave me a tuxedo jacket and
dress shoes to go with my tuxedo pants
and white tuxedo shirt! Thanks, Bankergem!

General Drakkisath of Upper Blackrock Spire was no match for us!

Here's Mooglegem, Calabrand, and me in front of Onyxia's corpse!

Calabrand, Mooglegem, and me in front of the dead Magtheridon!

I was determined to bring down Magtheridon even if it meant posing during an
epic struggle!

Peacecaller wanted me to share this picture with everyone! He didn't feel
like posting it himself because he has a feeling he's never going to come
back. Anyways, this was a party in Dalaran for Renisch, the pacifist Undead
priest! He dinged 80!

Hello everyone! I know I haven't talked much lately, but I've made it to
Northrend. Until to become a wrecking ball by getting the killing blow on
twenty Alliance enemies, I haven't truly begun to engage the Lich King's
forces. As such, I've decided to take up a hobby - fishing!
First, I learned the ability to track fish! It's like a sixth sense. I just
seem to know where they are! Next I managed to fish in every type of pool in
Outland and every type of junk pool. Why do people leave litter in our
waters, anyways? While doing this I heard of special animals that live in
the water. Legend spoke of a crawdad named Mr. Pinchy who would grant three
wishes to anyone who found him. Strangely, he picks the wishes. I managed to
fish him up in Terokkar Forest, and he gave me a magical crawdad pet for
"my" first wish. I haven't used my other wishes yet.

Next I began to fish in the magical city of Dalaran. I found a giant sewer
rat while fishing in the sewers, and we quickly became friends! I then tried
fishing in the Dalaran fountain, and I found coins that others had thrown in
the water! Each coin contained the wish of the person who threw it. It was
really interesting. I guess I found them all because Jepetto Joybuzz of
Dalaran mailed me a "freshly minted" Titanium Seal of Dalaran for collecting
them all!

Just today I was searching for rare fish in Howling Fjord. In Daggercap Bay
near Valgarde I found a Fangtooth Herring School. Some Alliance guards got
mad at me for fishing too close, so I ran away and came back
more cautiously. I had to use a levitate spell to fish while standing on the
water. Guess what I found?! A Sea Turtle! He's one my best friends now, and
he lets me ride on his back through the water. Now I'll continue searching
for more rare fish. Maybe I'll even catch a rare fish in Ironforge some day!

The Thunder Bluff Winter Veil tree is totally not as cool as the one
in Orgrimmar.

(Okay, actually it's kind of nicer because it's more peaceful!)

Here you can see my friend Calabrand turning 80!

I teamed up with two new friends, Moofia and Steffon, and broke free
from the will of the Lich King! Hopefully the Horde accepts us with
open arms.

That Moofia sure looks cool peaking in from the side!