I was expecting this movie to be entertaining, but it was much better than I thought it would be. Dodgeball was very funny and a lot of randomness that I love. For instance, Steve the Pirate is… a pirate. Why? I don’t know, but I guess the movie would have felt a little pirateless without his character. I really like Ben Stiller, and he played his roll wonderfully. I’m also a fan of Vince Vaugn, who did well in Dodgeball.
If you see this movie, which you should, stick around after the credits. A fat Ben Stiller plays with his tits. Good stuff.

The Day After Tomorrow was a good movie. I don’t see good movies very often anymore. Global warming causes ice to melt, which disrupts the North Atlantic Current, causing an ice age. It’s interesting that it’s a real theory. There were flaws in the movie, as there always are, but overall, it was very good. The girl in the movie was quite beautiful but believably so. America is eventually evacuated, with the US citizens running to Mexico. Mexico opens her borders only after the President agrees to forgive all Latin American debt. Amusing. It’s sad, but if Americans all went to Mexico and the US was completely uninhabitable, the US nation would be guests in Mexico. The US would take it. Poor Mexico. Great movie. Go see it.

Mean Girls was a cool, funny, stupid movie. It stars Lindsay Lohan as Cody, a sixteen year old girl who moves to the States from Africa where her parents worked as researchers. High school is a totally new experience for her, but she finds that as a hot white girl, she’s allowed to hang out with the hot white bitches (the plastics). Basically, she becomes a white bitch herself. It wasn’t a very good movie, but it was entertaining. Watching it is something to do if you’re… well… looking for something to do. Much of the movie is stupid, but it’s supposed to be. Mean Girls exaggerates high school stereotypes in order to make fun of them. Anyways, that’s it.

Very cool movie. You gotta remember that it’s a comic-book-based movie, not just an action movie. For that reason, someone can murder like thirty other people without the police getting involved at all. But the Punisher really punished those “bad guys.” The bad guys were only punishing him for getting a member of their family killed. He looked cool, acted cool… what more could you want?