• Virus Infects Space Station Laptops (Again)
• Google Earth Reveals Sixth Sense of Cattle, Deer
• iPhone: iLive dev iPwnd for ‘stealing’ rival’s data

• European deaths may outnumber births from 2015
• Samueli says family, friends told him to plead guilty
• Residents can shout out ‘quiet’ to loud house colors

• Rights Group Suing AT&T for Spying Will Sue Government Too
• FBI: Couple offered sex with girl, 5, for used car
• Olympics: Cuban fighter banned for life after attacking judge

• UCI again cracks top 50 in US News school rankings
• Priest tried to order porn movie, lied to victim’s parents
• Philippine peace on shaky ground after attacks

• Facebook’s New Social Ads Turn Your Friends Into MarketersCertain things your friends do involving products that have paid Facebook will appear more frequently in your feed.
• 61-year-old woman gives birth in Japan – She gave birth to her own grandchild!
• Iran’s space agency says it will send man to space
• Mexico outraged over corrupt police, kidnappings
• Employer to illegal immigrants: use eHarmony to find U.S. spouses
• Saudi ban on woman drivers may be eroding
• Face transplant patient can smile, blink again – At least look at the picture in this story!

• The Space Tourist Who Wasn’t
• John McCain Campaign Takes a +3 Vorpal Blade to Dungeons & Dragons Players
• Wearable Motorbike Makes Batman’s Toys Look Pedestrian
• Mourning gorilla holds on to body of her baby
• Monkey eludes dragnet at Tokyo train station
• NKorea vows to boost ‘war deterrent’
• Fla. town backs ex-principal in gay student case
• Top Greek fugitive arrested in kidnapping probe

• China’s Olympic ceremony features sacrifices
• Puerto Rico corpse kept upright for 3-day wake
• New Zealand kiddie disco forced to turn down noise
• Why are Irvine parking lots stripped in dark green?
• Mexico church assailed for maligning miniskirt
• Scientists Create Blood From Stem Cells
• Rocket Scientists Say We’ll Never Reach the Stars

I decided to give this one its own entry.
Army pays UCI to try to read people

• Tribes object to fighting fire in sacred places, OC Register, 8/14/08
• British recycling leaflets show wrong Birmingham, OC Register, 8/14/08
• Vietnam to deport glam rocker Glitter to Britain, OC Register, 8/14/08
• Man banned from girlfriend’s home after noisy sex, OC Register, 8/14/08
• After war in Georgia, what does Russia want?, OC Register, 8/14/08
• Russian tanks deter Georgian entry to Gori, OC Register, 8/14/08
• Baby found in Mich. with pacifier taped in mouth, OC Register, 8/14/08

• Memory Disruption Could Aid Addicts, Wired, 8/12/08
• Wednesday highlights at Beijing Games, OC Register, 8/13/08
• Maine toddler uninjured after three-story fall, OC Register, 8/13/08
• Feeling green? Try the EcoJohn, OC Register, 8/13/08
• Abkhazian fighters plant flag inside Georgia, OC Register, 8/13/08
• Fire burns building at Apple HQ in California, OC Register, 8/13/08
• Ohio Burger King worker fired for bathing in sink, OC Register, 8/13/08
• Officials: Missile strike kills 9 in Pakistan, OC Register, 8/13/08
• Russia compares conflict to US response to 9/11, OC Register, 8/13/08
• West warns Russia over military push into Georgia, OC Register, 8/13/08
• Russian feint toward Tbilisi shows truce fragile, OC Register, 8/13/08
• Experts Accuse Bush Administration of Foot-Dragging on DNS Security Hole, Wired, 8/13/08