[02/21/2005-22:23:07] TheUser04: ew it’s jackie
[02/21/2005-22:23:49] jaski bug: YUM
[02/21/2005-22:23:53] jaski bug: its peter
[02/21/2005-23:14:58] jaski bug: we have same taste
[02/21/2005-23:15:03] jaski bug: cept u like girls and i like boys

Thornton: Do you guys hear that? That’s not a fire alarm, is it?
Student: It’s a death ray.
Thornton: Oh crap! *looks at the door next to him* And it’s comin’ from right outside that door!
A few minutes pass. The phone rings once. He looks at it.
Thornton: Oh God, and now the phone’s ringing. Scary. And we’re in the building with a nuclear reactor.
A half hour passes. The door opens wide by itself.
Thornton: It’s like a horror film!

[02/10/2005-02:29:54] TheUser04: so
[02/10/2005-02:29:55] *** Auto-response from Jonathan: You know, it’s true — nobody ever really quits. You just stop for a while. A smoker’s a smoker, when the chips are down. And your chips are down, pal. You’re sucking sidewalk.
[02/10/2005-02:30:00] TheUser04: word around the office is that you have a fat cock
[02/10/2005-02:30:11] TheUser04: …are you quitting?
[02/10/2005-15:39:13] Jonathan: hardly
[02/10/2005-15:39:13] *** Auto-response sent to Jonathan: class
[02/10/2005-15:39:21] Jonathan: uh, to the second part

Me: You totally ripped off my name, jerk!
Torrey: Yeah, but I’m better looking.

[01/01/2005-02:14:30] TheUser: So does that torrent work for people?
[01/01/2005-02:14:36] TheUser: Because it doesn’t for me
[01/01/2005-02:14:37] Jonathan: we’ve got our top experts working on it
[01/01/2005-02:14:43] TheUser: okay just wondering if it was me or not
[01/01/2005-02:14:43] TheUser: lol
[01/01/2005-02:14:46] Jonathan: top experts, peter.
[01/01/2005-02:15:01] TheUser: so that’s like… you and Gian?
[01/01/2005-02:15:35] Jonathan: more like i’m sending it to ryo over aim to handle this shit
[01/01/2005-02:15:41] TheUser: haha

[12/29/2004-19:50:07] Electropop: ok ok ok here let me lecture you on computers

“One day, I’m gonna go crazy and kill like fifty of them. And it’s gonna be easy because they’re not gonna fight back.”

[12/21/2004-17:50:18] zotgrl: peter!
[12/21/2004-17:50:29] TheUser04: hey
[12/21/2004-17:50:38] zotgrl: i had tacos for lunch yesterday
[12/21/2004-17:50:42] zotgrl: and thought of you
[12/21/2004-17:50:44] TheUser04: *gasp*
[12/21/2004-17:50:45] zotgrl: 😀
[12/21/2004-17:50:46] TheUser04: I’m glad =D

Gemma’s on her way to the bathroom to take a shower and is carrying her shower basket of shower chemicals/things. She sort of walks into the microwave.
Allison and I start laughing.
Gemma: What are you guys laughing at? Messed up!
Me: She’s your roommate!
Allison: She’s your girlfriend!

I’m always scared. Every morning I wake up and think “God, I’m Gemma’s roommate.”
– Rebecca, 11/16/2004