[10/25][19:56:32] <@LostBurner> Pytehr: I found and read a few pages of that essay you kept complaining about.
[10/25][19:56:42] <@LostBurner> You were right. She’s annoying and whiny.
[10/25][19:58:26] * Sephiroth sets mode: +o Pytehr
[10/25][19:58:37] <@LostBurner> hmm.
[10/25][19:58:40] <@LostBurner> “The text goes on to emphasize that of the seven million oogonia, or egg germ cells, in the female embryo, most degenerate in the ovary. Of those that do go on to be- come oocytes, or eggs, many also degenerate, so that at birth only two million eggs remain in the ovaries. Degeneration continues throughout a woman’s life: by puberty 300,000 eggs remain, and only a few are present by menopause. “During the 40 or so years of a woman’s repr
[10/25][19:58:40] <@LostBurner> oductive life, only 400 to 300 eggs will have been released,” the authors write.”
[10/25][19:58:52] <@LostBurner> This means that newborns are the most fertile.
[10/25][19:59:05] <@LostBurner> Gentlemen, you know what we have to do.
[10/25][20:00:28] <@Sephiroth> that is SO fucking wrong
[10/25][20:00:37] <@Sephiroth> yet I cannot fault your logic
[10/25][20:01:20] <@Pytehr> God I love you Alex
[10/25][20:02:50] <@LostBurner> Reading her essay is just making me mad though
[10/25][20:03:02] <@LostBurner> she’s just whining so much. There’s no point to it.

Me: Antonio, you’re hot!
Jay: What’s so hot about Antonio?
Me: His man-titties.
Toni: Fuck you!
Jay: I was about to say the same thing! You read my mind, Peter!

In our writing class, we read an essay called “The Egg and the Sperm: How Science Has Constructed a Romance Based on Stereotypical Male-Female Roles.” It was written by a woman and is about sperm being treated as superior in most texts and the egg as inferior. She feels that stereotypes and sexism have altered science. Most of the guys in the class felt that she whined too much. One guy said the following:
“I think it was all a waste of ink. I mean, she could have been cooking.”

“The fact that the two parallel vectors are not parallel shows that they are not parallel.”
The TA’s great at explaining things. Actually, it made sense… but it sounded funny, heh.

Toni: Have you heard this song before?
Me: Yeah, Sweet Dreams.
Toni: Your ass is sweet! AH! Oh no!

“If you don’t know the connotation of a particular verb, the best way to find out quickly is to enter it into your word processing software’s ‘thesaurus” function. You can also go to and click the ‘thesaurus’ radio button for a list of synonyms., Of course, there’s always the old book-style thesaurus, as well.”
I like how the book refers to electronic sources first and then books.

[10/05][03:06:48] <@TU> Zypher: Any luck with Moulin Rouge?
[10/05][03:08:21] <.Drac> when do you want it by?
[10/05][03:08:35] <@TU> No hurry… I’ve seen it, I just liked it
[10/05][03:11:18] <.Drac> alright
[10/05][03:16:16] <.Drac> =(
[10/05][03:42:19] <@[DdB]Zypher> uh, i uploaded it already
[10/05][04:01:04] <@TU> so you did, so you did
[10/05][04:01:05] <@TU> Thanks man
[10/05][04:01:06] <@TU> lol

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[10/03][17:50:00] <.Drac> It’s like sand, but by adding a u, he made it more japanese!

[09/27-23:42] TheUser: pillows are soft
[09/27-23:42] Allison: why yes, yes they are
[09/27-23:42] Allison: and bathroom floors are dirty
[09/27-23:42] Allison: or at least the ones around here are
[09/27-23:42] Allison: lol
[09/27-23:42] TheUser: That’s exactly why I sleep on a pillow and not on a bathroom floor
[09/27-23:42] TheUser: lol
[09/27-23:43] Allison: lol
[09/27-23:43] Allison: very wise decision
[09/27-23:51] TheUser: Tell Rebecca that I want to eat her and absorb her knowledge
[09/27-23:52] Allison: she says “Ok i dont have that much knowledge”
[09/28-00:07] TheUser: I like things that are soft
[09/28-00:08] Allison: lol
[09/28-00:08] Allison: just like babies
[09/28-00:08] TheUser: In general, I do… soft is good
[09/28-00:09] TheUser: you mean babies like soft things or babies are soft?
[09/28-00:09] Allison: lol
[09/28-00:09] Allison: i guess it works both ways
[09/28-00:09] TheUser: babies are smart dude
[09/28-00:09] TheUser: they do things off of instinct
[09/28-00:10] TheUser: instinct should be used more often. People say you shouldn’t just act, you should think about it… but they’re wrong. You should just follow your heart but then knowledge gets in the way…. it blocks people from functioning correctly… and then we get this society we live in today
[09/28-00:11] TheUser: Plus, babies like soft things
[09/28-00:11] TheUser: bunnies are soft
[09/28-00:11] TheUser: man I liked Lenny
[09/28-00:12] Allison: lol
[09/28-00:12] Allison: wow so many random thoughts but its all connected
[09/28-00:12] TheUser: ^____^
[09/28-00:17] Allison: do you like candy?
[09/28-00:17] Allison: apparently Rebecca is trying to get rid of hers
[09/28-00:17] Allison: lol
[09/28-00:17] TheUser: some… but a lot of candy is too strong and ends up hurting my teeth anyways
[09/28-00:17] TheUser: Getting rid of candy?!?
[09/28-00:17] TheUser: zomg!
[09/28-00:18] Allison: i know
[09/28-00:19] Allison: she doesnt like salt water taffy
[09/28-00:19] Allison: so she and gemma are walking around the suite
[09/28-00:19] Allison: giving out candy like its halloween
[09/28-00:19] TheUser: What’s salt water taffy?
[09/28-00:19] TheUser: Is it yumy taffy?
[09/28-00:19] TheUser: Isn’t that Roda?
[09/28-00:19] TheUser: I like Roda
[09/28-00:19] Allison: and the funny thing is that the candy is in a bucket with a witch on it
[09/28-00:19] Allison: lol
[09/28-00:19] Allison: yes its taffy
[09/28-00:19] Allison: and yes that’s Roda
[09/28-00:19] Allison: lol
[09/28-00:19] TheUser: I don’t really know what taffy is though
[09/28-00:19] TheUser: Unless it’s simply Roda
[09/28-00:24] Allison: oh man rebecca busted out with Vanilla Ice!
[09/28-00:24] Allison: lol
[09/28-00:24] TheUser: ahaha
[09/28-00:24] TheUser: awesome
[09/28-00:24] Allison: out of nowhere the song plays and she starts rapping
[09/28-00:24] Allison: that was so random
[09/28-00:25] Allison: yet very VERY amusing

[9/06][16:54:12] <@taiji> umm … is it just me …
[9/06][16:54:24] <@taiji> or did the pusher/shover robots switch halfway through?
[9/06][16:54:24] <@TU> I didn’t know that The Laziest Men on Mars did that though
[9/06][16:54:27] <@Zypher> we are here to protect you
[9/06][16:54:28] <@TU> …
[9/06][16:54:32] <@TU> taiji…
[9/06][16:54:36] <@Zypher> go stand by the stairs
[9/06][16:54:37] <@TU> do you have stairs in your house?
[9/06][16:54:41] <@TU> hahah
[9/06][16:54:42] <@taiji> … no?
[9/06][16:54:46] <@Zypher> muwahahaa
[9/06][16:54:46] <@hyperturtle> ._.
[9/06][16:54:51] * @taiji will not tell you!
[9/06][16:54:52] <@taiji> lol
[9/06][16:54:54] <@TU> actually laughing out loud…
[9/06][16:54:56] <@Zypher> i like gut laughing
[9/06][16:55:00] <@taiji> yes, i do … they’re everywhere!
[9/06][17:02:17] <@taiji> why does the shover robot push and the pusher robot shove?
[9/06][17:02:31] <@TU> the answer is near the stairs
[9/06][17:02:35] <@TU> go stand by the stairs
[9/06][17:02:37] <@Zypher> do you have stairs in your house?
[9/06][17:02:43] <@taiji> yes, i do
[9/06][17:02:43] <@TU> We are here to protect you
[9/06][17:02:47] <@taiji> and no, i won’t stand by them >_>
[9/06][17:02:48] <@Zypher> hahaha
[9/06][17:02:49] * TU is now known as PusherRobot
[9/06][17:02:55] * Zypher is now known as ShoverRobot
[9/06][17:02:58] <@PusherRobot> ahdfslkksjd
[9/06][17:02:58] <@PusherRobot> haha
[9/06][17:03:02] <@taiji> hmm …
[9/06][17:03:02] <@ShoverRobot> haha!
[9/06][17:03:13] <@PusherRobot> The Internet makes you stupid, I swear
[9/06][17:03:23] <@ShoverRobot> I’m the ShoverRobot, we are here to protect you from the Terrible Secret of Space.
[9/06][17:03:30] * @taiji is known as theterriblesecretofspace
[9/06][17:03:36] <@PusherRobot> The Shover Robot is inferior.
[9/06][17:03:37] * @taiji doesn’t feel like changing her nick though XD
[9/06][17:03:56] <@ShoverRobot> He is incorrect, the PusherRobot is malfunctioning.
[9/06][17:04:03] <@hyperturtle> …
[9/06][17:04:11] <@ShoverRobot> WATCH IT TURTLE
[9/06][17:04:17] <@ShoverRobot> say…
[9/06][17:04:17] <@PusherRobot> It is near the stairs.
[9/06][17:04:20] <@PusherRobot> Go stand by the stairs.
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[9/06][17:04:27] * kamikaze_man explodes
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[9/06][17:04:30] <@PusherRobot> We will protect you by pushing you.
[9/06][17:04:33] <@ShoverRobot> Go stand by the stairs hyperturtle.
[9/06][17:04:38] <@ShoverRobot> We will protect you.
[9/06][17:04:41] * @hyperturtle stands ON YOUR FACE
[9/06][17:04:47] <@PusherRobot> We will protect you from the Terrible Secret of Space
[9/06][17:05:00] * @PusherRobot pushes bread into your mouth.
[9/06][17:05:04] * ShoverRobot sets mode: +s
[9/06][17:05:17] * @ShoverRobot moves everyone to the stairs
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[9/06][17:05:26] * evelator_man replaces all the stairs in the world with elevators
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[9/06][17:05:33] * ShoverRobot sets mode: +i
[9/06][17:05:35] <@ShoverRobot> boo
[9/06][17:05:36] <@PusherRobot> evelator?
[9/06][17:05:37] <@PusherRobot> lol
[9/06][17:05:40] * ShoverRobot sets mode: -i
[9/06][17:06:09] * ShoverRobot sets mode: -o hyperturtle
[9/06][17:06:13] <.hyperturtle> :'(
[9/06][17:06:20] * taiji sets mode: +o hyperturtle
[9/06][17:06:21] * @hyperturtle explodes into a thousand pieces
[9/06][17:06:24] * @PusherRobot pushes happiness into hyperturtle
[9/06][17:06:28] <@ShoverRobot> damn, can’t set mode s
[9/06][17:06:29] <@PusherRobot> wait
[9/06][17:06:31] <@ShoverRobot> to a person
[9/06][17:06:32] <@PusherRobot> that sounds dirty
[9/06][17:06:34] <@PusherRobot> lol
[9/06][17:06:36] <@ShoverRobot> haha
[9/06][17:06:37] <@hyperturtle> 🙁
[9/06][17:06:44] <@PusherRobot> let me push some happiness into you
[9/06][17:06:47] <@PusherRobot> *unf*
[9/06][17:06:58] <@ShoverRobot> alol
[9/06][17:07:01] <@hyperturtle> d00d i dont remember who is who
[9/06][17:07:02] <@hyperturtle> >>
[9/06][17:07:02] <@taiji> http://www.jonathonrobinson.com/3.0/web/weblouis.html
[9/06][17:07:02] <@hyperturtle> << [9/06][17:07:05] <@PusherRobot> wth webpageless is crap again
[9/06][17:07:39] <@taiji> tu = PusherRobot
[9/06][17:07:43] <@hyperturtle> http
[9/06][17:07:43] <@PusherRobot> Louis needs to be pushed.
[9/06][17:07:44] <@taiji> zypher = ShoverRobot
[9/06][17:07:48] <@hyperturtle> lol
[9/06][17:07:53] <@hyperturtle> yeah i figured it out
[9/06][17:07:55] <@ShoverRobot> Louis needs to stand by the stairs.
[9/06][17:07:59] <@taiji> that’s another way XD
[9/06][17:08:01] <@ShoverRobot> We will protect him.
[9/06][17:08:02] <@PusherRobot> We will protect him.
[9/06][17:08:03] <@PusherRobot> haha
[9/06][17:08:06] <@ShoverRobot> haa
[9/06][17:08:16] <@ShoverRobot> We will protect him from the terrible secret of space.
[9/06][17:08:28] <@PusherRobot> Humans need to be protected.
[9/06][17:08:35] <@ShoverRobot> Please go stand by the stairs.