[9/06][16:56:16] <@TU> I have to pee again
[9/06][16:56:28] <@TU> I swear… I keep peeing but then like every fucking day it comes back
[9/06][16:56:30] <@TU> >_>
[9/06][16:56:42] <@Zypher> http://www.notredame.ac.jp/cgi-bin/jedi
[9/06][16:57:12] <@TU> You know, when we invent teleportation, the best part of it will be that we can attach little teleportation gates to the tips of our penisses so we can pee into them and the pee would be teleported to the toilet.
[9/06][16:57:13] <@TU> Yes.
[9/06][16:57:45] <@Zypher> damn thats a great idea
[9/06][16:57:49] <@Zypher> seriously
[9/06][16:57:52] <@TU> but until then… yeah brb
[9/06][16:57:56] <@taiji> O_o
[9/06][16:58:02] <@Zypher> thats a great idea
[9/06][16:58:04] <@Zypher> hahaha
[9/06][16:58:10] <@taiji> why not skip the toilet?
[9/06][16:58:18] <@Zypher> sloth is the mother of invention
[9/06][16:58:18] <@taiji> it can go straight to the sewers
[9/06][16:58:38] <@Zypher> man that’d kick ass
[9/06][16:59:59] <@TU> Wait wait wait wait
[9/06][17:00:05] <@TU> Fuck sewers
[9/06][17:00:08] <@TU> you could put it anywhere
[9/06][17:00:15] <@TU> straight to some ugly chick’s car
[9/06][17:00:19] <@Zypher> yes!
[9/06][17:00:22] <@Zypher> haha
[9/06][17:00:24] <@TU> straight to your terrible teacher’s house
[9/06][17:00:25] <@TU> whatever
[9/06][17:00:27] <@TU> lol;
[9/06][17:00:33] <@Zypher> this is will be the best technology EVER
[9/06][17:00:39] <@TU> tru.dat
[9/06][17:00:41] <@Zypher> -is
[9/06][17:00:53] <@taiji> >_>
[9/06][17:00:53] <@Zypher> got a little ahead of myself there
[9/06][17:01:04] <@taiji> lol
[9/06][17:01:05] <@TU> lol

[8/30][08:43:13] <@Zypher> after the dorms were open for 4 days, there had been at least 1 person who threw up due to alcohol, 1 case of alcohol poisoning, a group of guys who tried to hold fight club, and one of the elevators got broken
[8/30][08:43:24] <@Zypher> thats just in my dorm
[8/30][09:07:28] <@TU> More importantly, what have you done?
[8/30][09:12:25] <@Zypher> nothing that stupid
[8/30][09:15:51] <@TU> You should cast spells on them. And stuff.
[8/30][09:26:28] <@Zypher> things without an intelligence score are immune to mind effecting spells
[8/30][09:26:50] <@TU> actually laughing out loud

[08/28-01:30] Linh-nam: if you throw a chicken
[08/28-01:30] Linh-nam: that has an egg in it
[08/28-01:30] Linh-nam: that didnt come out yet
[08/28-01:30] TheUser: ow
[08/28-01:30] Linh-nam: would the egg squash?
[08/28-01:30] TheUser: I dunno
[08/28-01:30] TheUser: >_>

[08/27-14:41] Chris Martinez: Oh crap, Acclaim is gone
[08/27-14:41] TheUser: what happened?
[08/27-14:41] Chris Martinez: bankrupt
[08/27-14:41] TheUser: 🙁
[08/27-14:41] Chris Martinez: 🙂
[08/27-14:41] Chris Martinez: they didn’t make any good games
[08/27-14:42] TheUser: They made a Mary Kate & Ashley game!
[08/27-14:42] Chris Martinez: hahaha
[08/27-14:43] Chris Martinez: well those can always be published by someone else
[08/27-14:43] TheUser: NO
[08/27-14:43] TheUser: 🙁
[08/27-14:43] TheUser: It won’t be the same man!
[08/27-14:43] Chris Martinez: BUT THATS BECAUSE THEY AGE
[08/27-14:43] Chris Martinez: THEY AGE MAN
[08/27-14:43] TheUser: yeah
[08/27-14:43] Chris Martinez: NO MORE SWEET 16 GAMES :(((
[08/27-14:43] TheUser: Yeah you’re right
[08/27-14:43] TheUser: so sad
[08/27-14:43] Chris Martinez: Now it’s GTA:Twin Crackwhores starring Mary Kate and Ashley
[08/27-14:44] Chris Martinez: …that’s actually not a bad idea

[08/26-20:46] Linh-nam: WHAT
[08/26-20:46] TheUser: ?
[08/26-20:46] Linh-nam: THRER ARE NO MORE CLEAN PANTS
[08/26-20:47] TheUser: OR PLATES
[08/26-20:47] TheUser: T_T
[08/26-20:47] Linh-nam: TIME TO SCAVANGE DRYER
[08/26-21:02] Linh-nam: pants are still drying
[08/26-21:02] Linh-nam: T_T
[08/26-21:02] TheUser: yay for dry pants
[08/26-21:04] Linh-nam: PANTS ARENT DRY YET
[08/26-21:05] TheUser: yay for dry pants
[08/26-21:05] Linh-nam: I WILL YAY WHEN THEY ARE DRY
[08/26-21:05] TheUser: yay
[08/26-21:05] TheUser: do you need pants if you’re in the house? I don’t have any pants >_>
[08/26-21:06] Linh-nam: i like wearing pants
[08/26-21:06] Linh-nam: when im pantless i feel lost
[08/26-21:06] TheUser: zomg
[08/26-21:06] Linh-nam: and then i dont want to get dirty
[08/26-21:06] Linh-nam: since i dont have pants on
[08/26-21:06] TheUser: it’s like a taco
[08/26-21:06] Linh-nam: waste of a shower
[08/26-21:06] TheUser: Hm
[08/26-21:06] TheUser: that’s funny actually
[08/26-21:06] TheUser: I think the other way arond
[08/26-21:06] TheUser: around
[08/26-21:06] Linh-nam: pants make you dirty?
[08/26-21:06] TheUser: I don’t want to get my clothes dirty if I’m not around other people so I keep then clean until I need to
[08/26-21:07] Linh-nam: pants make me clean
[08/26-21:07] TheUser: I make pants dirty
[08/26-21:07] TheUser: lol
[08/26-21:07] Linh-nam: lol
[08/26-21:07] Linh-nam: i have home pants
[08/26-21:07] Linh-nam: which i dont wear outside
[08/26-21:07] TheUser: ah… interesting
[08/26-21:07] TheUser: go look at latest webpageless post
[08/26-21:08] Linh-nam: better not be about me being pantless…
[08/26-21:08] TheUser: not yet